Doing a search on Google Images for "The Most Awesome Thing Ever" yields some interesting results. Among them, aliens riding dinosaurs and shooting lasers at each other:
You have Mario, Luigi, Wario, and Waluigi as drawn with "rage" faces.
You have Batman fighting a shark with a lightsaber (my personal favorite). 
And the number 1 "Most Awesome Thing Ever" picture is... this: 
A bear. On a cliff of some sort, wearing a bright blue belt, and shooting multiple colored lasers from its eyes... at least I think they're lasers, they look very yarn-like, which is really weird.
So how does this get to the top of the list? What the hell is it? The list I'm referring to is the number 1 search result for "the most awesome thing ever" on Google. It's not just any rinky dink list. It's frickin' Google! Yes, bears are awesome, no doubt... and if those really are lasers shooting out of its eyes, it most certainly belongs near the top, but who the hell knows.
As I'm perusing through the results, there are some trends to take into account. Apparently, "The Most Awesome Thing Ever" has to contain one or more of the following, in any order, in any combination.
- Dinosaurs
- Lasers/Lightsabers
- Batman
- Large animals (i.e. a shark, a bear, an elephant)
- Mythical creatures (i.e. a unicorn, a centaur)
And yes, those are all awesome things. Especially lasers. And Batman.
Yeah, Batman.
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